I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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