Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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