Don't you send me to vm
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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