Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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