FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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