You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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