OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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