her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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