I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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