Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
love makes seman taste better
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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