ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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