Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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