no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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