He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
