Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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