How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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