Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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