I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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