It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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