ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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