Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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