True but thats because hes a fetus.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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