Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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