after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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