The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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