When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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