so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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