Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dear god my vagina.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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