Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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