sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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