there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I need to sanitize my soul.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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