that's an acceptable place to lick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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