Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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