I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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