I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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