He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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