So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
