the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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