Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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