He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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