i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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