You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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