I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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