but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
nutella sex= disaster
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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