booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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