dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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