Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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