Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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