I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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