somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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