so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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