is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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