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say what?
wanna hang out?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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