question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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